"Rumour Has It" Halloween Paraody "Legend Has It"

Author's Note: The is is about a boy that sneaks out in the middle of the night to go to a house that is haunted by an old ghost and "rumor has it" he ran out of the house screaming for his mom.

She, she ain't real 
She ain't able to eat or taste things like dill
She is a myth
Her murder is history
Or don't you remember?
Sure, she's practically immortal
But, baby, everything can always die 
Bless her soul, it never made it to the clouds
She made a fool out of science
And, boy, she's drifting downtown
She made your heart stand still
When she floated through the floor
Now legend has it she haunts that house forevermore

Legend has it(x 8)  

She, is twice your age,
But I'm guessing that's not the reason you're afraid,
I heard you've been missing mommy,

You've been telling people things you shouldn't be,
Like when you creeped out when no one was around,
Haven't you heard the rumours?
Bless her soul, it never made it to the clouds 
She made a fool out of science
And, boy, she's drifting downtown
You made my heart stand still, said she "drifted through the floor"

But rumour has it mom's the one you're crying for


Legend has it (x 8) 

All of these words whispered in my ear, 
Tell a story that I cannot bare to hear,
Just 'cause you said it, it don't mean that I believe it
People say crazy things,

Just 'cause you said it, it don't mean that I believe it 
Just 'cause I heard it,
 

Legend has it (x 14)
 
But legend has it she's haunting you forevermore